• Mom: What is the definition of twilight?
  • Me: A vampire novel.
  • Sister: You dump.
  • Me: When the snakes come out.
  • Sister: That's not a definition.
  • Me: When the sun is setting but there is still light.
  • Sister: That's dusk.
  • Me: They're the same!
  • Dad: Makes sense; it's tonight with light!
  • Sister: Ridiculous.
  • Dad: It's when the movies are cheap.

#all got smartphones

#lazy fam