- Mom: What is the definition of twilight?
- Me: A vampire novel.
- Sister: You dump.
- Me: When the snakes come out.
- Sister: That's not a definition.
- Me: When the sun is setting but there is still light.
- Sister: That's dusk.
- Me: They're the same!
- Dad: Makes sense; it's tonight with light!
- Sister: Ridiculous.
- Dad: It's when the movies are cheap.
